My gender, as relevant to the TSA

Honorific: Reverend
Bathroom: accessible toilet with grab rail
Screening: magnetometer, unless you'd like to risk me falling on my ass when I can't balance in the pose that long; wooden loaner cane for the magnetometer if you've got one
Patdown: gender irrelevant, whoever's available first, and a chair
Pronouns: I certainly hope we won't be speaking long enough for you to need *those*

My tweets

• Sun, 15:32: RT @AthertonKD: I have stolen The cars That were in your Race And which You were planning to use In crimes Forgive me They were So fast …
• Sun, 15:35: RT @hypatiadotca: This is my new standard reply to recruiter emails (lol "culture fit") http://t.co/NhaSDik94m
• Sun, 15:37: RT @Llorothaag: In my eternal journey through the dark caverns I once encountered Drizzt Do'Urden. After introductions he said to me, “Well…
• Sun, 19:55: These are gorgeous. http://t.co/bfpmTotwLY #technology #feedly
• Sun, 20:09: Mysterious Radio Signals Came From Microwave Oven, Not Outer Space http://t.co/srLapojagJ
• Sun, 20:23: RT @acedtect: What outfit do you think Bill will wear at his wife's announcement?
• Sun, 20:24: RT @LarryCT: @acedtect I hope he wears pants
• Sun, 20:26: RT @jfuerth: Now I don't have to worry if someone steals my potatoes: they're hashed and salted. http://t.co/BMNxRK7c0H
• Sun, 20:26: RT @rone: @jfuerth for lunch, to keep from worrying if your noodles are stolen, make them one time pad thai
• Mon, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 4/12/2015: 1,315 steps and 0.6 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6

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