My tweets

• Sun, 21:57: This afternoon: refrigerator spits out jar of artichoke hearts. Tonight: laundry, including kitchen throw rug.
• Mon, 00:29: RT @hnrysmth: @alicemazzy Genie: you have three wishes Me: I wish I had 4 fewer wishes Genie: Done. You now have 4,294,967,295 wishes.
• Mon, 00:35: Walk with aunt was marginally less miserably hot than it could have been due to strategic ice packs in my shorts and a breezy overskirt.
• Mon, 06:17: fitbit has stopped talking to my phone. Have restarted and reinstalled everything I can think of.
• Mon, 06:41: dear brain, reviewing the details of why I shouldn't tell [socially difficult acquaintance] to fuck off: NOT HELPFUL.
• Mon, 06:58: RT @earthquakesSF: A 4.2 magnitude earthquake occurred 0.62mi N of Piedmont, California. Details: http://t.co/P1d4dcibA8 Map: http://t.co/h…
• Mon, 11:40: HEY FUCKERS: content notes and warnings are great. Telling people how they should react if they have a particular history? N O P E