In a world where morning comes too soon...

To do:
* Take out trash from little bins
* Take out the Very Large Bag
* Take the bag of bags to the car and put it in the boot
* Vacuum the hall leading into the bathroom
* The sex toys are sufficiently hidden, I think
* tidy the bed so it looks like a bed and not a heap of something
* there is laundry everywhere. make the laundry be only somewhere.

(Tomorrow "the investors" are coming through. I can't wait.)

My tweets

• Wed, 20:19: RT @PaloAltoPolice: Commuters: plan on delays Friday night at Embarcadero Rd / East Bayshore Rd due to the Moonlight Run 10K & 5K http://t.…
• Wed, 20:23: RT @zarhooie: Y'all: I will be at @OSFeels in a couple weeks, exploring the ways we talk to ourselves. Register with ​OSF_<3_15OFF if you w…
• Thu, 00:10: Getting bonus steps for this evening with some intense tidying. Pro tip: rotate your canned goods so they don't expire on you.
• Thu, 01:02: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 9/23/2015: 10,828 steps and 4.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Thu, 03:44: RT @kerrizor: Hey new dev - think you're dumb? I struggled for 2 hours yesterday because I forgot how a single HTML tag works. We all make …
• Thu, 03:45: RT @BrandonEvrs: #MasculinitySoFragile Guys have to say "no homo" when showing affection to another guy, which is like saying "no Oedipus" …