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Sun, 14:03: Combining the marmalade and the lingonberry preserves was one of my better decisions today.
Sun, 16:02: RT @undeadmolly: Top 20 Things NO WOMAN Should Wear after 30 https://t.co/HMewYZ8a6c
Sun, 20:27: RT @ElissaSussman: Tah dah! (actual quote from a dude in my MFA workshop when women criticized a female character he wrote) https://t.co/9b…
Sun, 20:33: RT @gabbysilang: A #twitterafterdark q: will the contracting force of Supergirl's orgasm crush Jimmy Olsen's dick beyond repair???????? 🍆🔨🔨…
Sun, 20:33: RT @coreopsismajor: LRT is antidote to "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" that I have dreamed of.
Sun, 21:06: .@TheBloggess I remember the time I called my 5th grade teacher "Mama" by accident. She responded using her daughter's name instead of mine.
Sun, 21:24: RT @EllenPapadakis: @TheBloggess A colleague at a law firm in San Francisco once received a letter from a vendor saying he "would be pleas…
Sun, 21:57: RT @rahaeli: How to keep the cat out of the way while you're unpacking groceries https://t.co/hD2zFGKElE
Sun, 22:18: RT @funjon: @TheBloggess 2y ago I had spinal surgery. Woke in recovery screaming “WHATS MY IP ADDRESS??!” Thought I was network device. I’m…
Mon, 00:03: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 11/29/2015: 7,664 steps and 3.3 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6

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