My tweets

• Sun, 19:37: RT @_xtinathegreat: "If a real asshole used this service, what’s the worst that they could do?” is such a good question to ask when buildin…
• Sun, 19:37: RT @rahaeli: I'd go further and say that *failure* to ask this question is irresponsible. https://t.co/z4Yvk6SE40
• Sun, 20:55: RT @fatneckbeardguy: If you're on the SJW hit list: check out https://t.co/uKEFySdIZs for steps to follow to lock down accounts and prevent…
• Mon, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 4/10/2016: 5,859 steps and 2.5 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Mon, 05:44: RT @Floella: This microwave has a setting for reawakening long-slumbering elder gods https://t.co/ahCJakMifI
• Mon, 13:00: Dreamed I chose my route poorly & now had 2 dogs, 4 puppies, and 1 duckling dressed as Captain America following me into the mall.