My tweets

• Tue, 18:23: "He couldn't find a woman candidate with-with-" "An entire binder and a magnifying glass?" "YES." #outofcontexttheatre
• Tue, 18:24: 3D printing a uterus squirt gun. Add blue food coloring for the demo. #bloodcannon
• Tue, 18:33: RT @sfmta_muni: ATTN: Avoid the area of Mission and 2nd/New Montgomery due to police activity due to sink hole. Use alternate routes around…
• Tue, 23:37: Bright-new bobcat! Hauled in and assembled. https://t.co/yQVF6ckjlz
• Wed, 01:02: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 5/10/2016: 7,831 steps and 3.4 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Wed, 01:46: So many penguins! https://t.co/7eT377GXj9
• Wed, 03:42: RT @PaulHsieh: My favorite NY Times correction is from July 17, 1969 (the day Apollo 11 launched.) https://t.co/UoyYb1gsfI
• Wed, 04:02: RT @status_updates: We're afraid that the hand-made raid blade upgrade for which we paid didn't make the grade and caused a delayed failure…
• Wed, 04:11: RT @pjf: Holy smokes. A Google recruiter sent me an email using the skills listed on my LinkedIn Profile. It is *gold*. https://t.co/1zGkD…
• Wed, 04:11: RT @mrericsir: Oh shit even The Federation got priced out of San Francisco. :( https://t.co/kHLedPJASO