Maker Faire ho!

* Please wear all of your wearables.
* There is fruit in the kitchen.
* There is ice in the freezer, or at least there should be.
* Please do not forget to put the battery in the camera.
* Please do not forget to wear clothing.
* Check the weather, adjust accordingly.
* Buy a whole-day Caltrain ticket just for funsies.
* A cane is mandatory.
* The extra batteries would be helpful, as it would suck to be without means to find one's Purple.
* The fucking sunscreen is in the box. Wear some.

My tweets

• Sat, 15:07: #RudeTechBreakups On the sidewalk with a boom box wasn't quite gauche enough, so they're circling the building on a hoverboard.
• Sat, 15:08: #RudeTechBreakups They just got VC funding for a breakup app, and you're the beta test case.
• Sat, 15:10: #RudeTechBreakups Your next door neighbor's fancy LED welcome mat has been hacked to show a breakup message.
• Sat, 15:12: #RudeTechBreakups The .STL file they told you to 3D print first thing on Valentine's Day is a hand giving the middle finger.
• Sat, 15:16: #RudeTechBreakups You've only yourself to blame: if you hadn't been lax on security, they couldn't have published your private key to Github
• Sat, 15:19: RT @SusanSchorn: 11. You can't have real personal safety for yourself if you live in a culture that says it's OK for other people to experi…
• Sat, 15:26: RT @wohali: #RudeTechBreakups Your Nest has been locked to keep the house at a frosty 40F.
• Sat, 15:33: #RudeTechBreakups The shared iTunes account is deauthorized from all your devices.
• Sat, 15:34: #RudeTechBreakups #[your name]IsAJerk has become a trending topic in your area.
• Sat, 15:35: RT @wohali: #RudeTechBreakups You open Tindr to find someone's swiped right to "like" thousands of icy hot stuntaz bros. https://t.co/PhaWq…

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