My tweets

• Sat, 15:11: RT @sarahquaint: Why can't my washing machine text me when it's unbalanced? #InternetOfThingsThatWouldActuallyBeUseful
• Sat, 15:14: RT @mshannabrooks: "Deeply in debt, Millennials still aren't getting paid enough to buy homes" Fixed it for you. https://t.co/czkd56kujh
• Sat, 23:33: Cherries, sugar, and pomegranate vodka: a step in the direction of maybe some interesting confections down the line.
• Sat, 23:55: Cherries have been removed from the now-red liquid in the rice cooker, weighted down with sugar, had some more vodka splashed in the glass
• Sun, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 5/28/2016: 1,760 steps and 0.8 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Sun, 01:57: Dang, this stuff is shiny: https://t.co/WDZZcc8mQV
• Sun, 03:25: I have no context for this column of balloons. https://t.co/U7Yhf7ZA2Q
• Sun, 04:13: All this disbelief that a victim of intimate partner abuse is for real is reminding me again of super likeable abusers I have known.
• Sun, 04:15: Realizing that someone I respected had also done terrible things is one of the hardest experiences of my life.
• Sun, 04:36: RT @supergirl_sass: Johnny Depp's public persona is charming. But charming is a trait many abusers have. It's not proof of innocence. It's…