My tweets

• Tue, 00:24: Apparently the stare of "See that thing? I'm'a JUMP ON IT!" is universal. Related, Cab-kitten was planning to faceplant into the wall...
• Tue, 07:08: Checked to see whether a form asking for a phone number would accept eggplants as an answer. It would not. Alas.
• Tue, 08:05: RT @stlhood: Each year on Cyber Monday we pause to remember the 90s. https://t.co/ROSbAlECg7
• Tue, 08:06: RT @pjf: How far we've come in so little time. The next iPhone will have the functionality of all these devices, except for the headphone j…
• Tue, 11:36: RT @kristinrawls: Stop focusing on the flag-burning part. The important bit is he's introduced the idea of stripping citizenship rights for…
• Tue, 11:46: RT @NightValeRadio: When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.
• Tue, 11:48: RT @OctopusGallery: For something really cute, here's a kitty going up a climbing wall. https://t.co/PbAmIEYUQE
• Tue, 11:58: RT @honest_update: I came to do two things: write code and cause outages and I'm all outta code to write.
• Tue, 12:00: RT @HeofHIshirts: If one were looking for information about protected speech by incineration of the flag, I think https://t.co/rqoBjMKWmC i…