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azurelunatic: Fudge swirled with the LiveJournal logo.  (LJ fudge)
My Monday night/Tuesday morning dreams were Not Good. Sleep was elusive as well. Consequently, my Tuesday night/Wednesday morning sleep was much, much more. It will make a fun blip on my sleep readouts when I start them for the month.

Escape Calico was twining around my legs when I did get up, and leading me hopefully to the back door. I opened the back door! (And then very quickly made sure that the storm door was fully shut, before she could wedge her head in the crack and make for FREEDOM!!!! She longs for the WILD PLACES, like INGVA.) I opened the sliding window over the screen, so she could sniff! I showed her how to stand up and look, but she wasn't having that. So I pulled the kitchen chair over, and she did take to that, and spent quite a while looking out and sniffing.

Belovedest is working late this week due to that's how the schedules worked this week. My pharmacy is only open until 7 (and will soon be closed for a lunch break, so I suspect they are not a particularly inviting work environment). So I gathered myself together and went to pick up my two prescriptions. The impression of an uninviting workplace was reinforced by the paper signs about customer service being closed for the night, also due to "staffing issues". Jorts would probably make stinky feet about them.

I'll have another prescription ready tomorrow, apparently. I went back to my car and didn't want to go home quite yet, so I looked for curb alerts in the area on the Craigslist and swung by. Nothing looked worth getting out of the car. I had a bright idea and meandered off to Costco.

This Costco refrigerated produce section was as uninspired as the one we'd seen at the other one. But they did have little chocolate pots de creme. I decided that we'd sample those. And snagged myself some See's cards, since that was my bright idea. (Significant discount.)

The other miscellaneous candy store that used to be in the mall has closed! Woe. It was one of the places you could get small amounts of the stuff that you otherwise have to buy in 5lb bags from candy supply places. I proceeded to See's, thinking wistfully that I would certainly like to bring home samples to the housemates, but that's not the sort of thing you ask for.

See's was occupied but not completely slammed, even though there was one person working the closing shift. By the time it was my turn, everyone else had cleared out and had not been replaced. She got started on filling my boxes in an ergonomic fashion.

Two other people came in, selected some things, and were hovering around looking ready. I asked them if they were ready. They said yes. I then told the counter person that if she wanted she could pause filling my order and take care of them. Which she did, but not before handing me "my sample" (two chocolate caramels) for "while I wait". I stuck them in my bag, as I didn't want to take off my mask in the small store space.

The first terminal broke down as she tried to use it, and it took Quite An While to process the payment.

More people had come in. She resumed filling my boxes. I paid (the transaction took Quite A While for me also). While we waited, I heard and saw some rustling in the area of the big box o' samples. The transaction finished, she handed me the shopping bag, and she told me that "my samples" were in the little paper bag, and thanked me again for my general helpfulness. When I got out to the car I checked. Five more chocolates, for a total of 7, so 6 bonus on top of the usual 1. She'd said the one type was chocolate covered caramel, so I looked up the dark heart shape before trying it. The decoration pattern matched the Deep Dark Chocolate Truffle. It is very dark!

Being decent occasionally pays off in more than just surrounding yourself with decent people, I guess!

I should probably do up my sleep graph pages tomorrow, as well as attempting to pick up the next prescription.
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My cousin has commented on LJ that actually he doesn't mind if Uncle Jim sees this. So, I'm unlocking it on DW (but not on LJ).

http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6303360.html
azurelunatic: Animated purple vibrator on blue background.  (Divine Oscillations)
This starts out, somewhat predictably, with a bet. My cousin sent me an instant message one fine afternoon.
[12:53] Azz's Cousin: So... I lost a bet.
[12:53] Azz: oh?
[12:53] Azz's Cousin: do you know anything about casting edible molds?
[12:54] Azz: ... my mind just went a very bad place from that. Please tell me that the end result of the loss of this bet is not a chocolate penis.

I was hoping. Alas:
[12:55] Azz's Cousin: How did you guess?
[12:55] Azz: but for edible molds silicone is a common substance
[12:55] Azz: ... oh dear
[12:55] Azz: well, my mind automatically went to the worst place I could reasonably think of.

Since it is useless to fight against the inevitable, I considered my token protest to have been made, and climbed aboard the WTF train. A proper Saga ensued, with pictures. )


(Share with discretion. I don't really need my dad in this if he doesn't read DW.)


[update 6/23: a double-ended one.
Image. )
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What is your favorite holiday-specific candy or treat?

http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=856
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My favorite is chocolate-covered cherries, which are not strictly holiday-specific, but they tend to pop up around Christmas and St. Valentine's Day, and be unavailable the rest of the year.

The particular kind I'm most fond of are the Cella's brand, which are not the rock-bottom cheapest ones, but still pretty cheap all things being equal, and have a little cherry floating in syrup inside a molded chocolate shell.


Once upon a time, sometime in the 1998/1999 winter, I was hanging out with Good Ol' Shawn. We had occasion to wind up at the convenience store on the corner of College and University. They had foil-wrapped chocolate-covered cherries for a quarter apiece! I got two of them, and absent-mindedly tucked them in one of the zippered hand-pockets of my winter jacket. (The teal one, rather than the forest green one, for those familiar with my jackets at the time.)

Later on, perhaps that very same night, we wound up at Shawn's girlfriend's apartment. Everyone was exhausted, and it was really too late, so Shawn and his girlfriend and I all attempted to sleep on the bed. It was a full-size bed, not a king or queen (and thankfully, not a twin). This resulted in me being sort of diagonal near the foot, possibly with someone's legs draped over me. I rolled up my coat and used it as a pillow.

The following morning, I realized the error of my ways: I had managed to squish the remaining chocolate-covered cherry inside the pocket of the coat. The pocket was stuck together, with bits of foil, chocolate, syrup, and cherry forming a gluey mess. For weeks after that, I would tug little bits of foil out of the inside of the jacket pocket.

It was finally washed in the spring, so no physical evidence of my folly remains, but Cella's chocolate-covered cherries will always remind me of that sleepless, awkward night.
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Purchased chocolate in the clocktower building. Win. Got 15% off coupon for next purchase. JD has ice cream now.
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I'm on dial-up here, so I'm not going to be reading loot lists or fic or anything like that right now. Thalia and the AirPort (Apple modem + wireless router) are not playing nicely with each other.

The family is mostly playing poker upstairs. I still have to call Mama. It's all snowy out there. There is chocolate in here. I got a fog ring gun and a 70% chocolate bar. Yum. The air cannons mostly stayed in SF, as it was too hard to fit them all in the car with the dogs.

Life is good. I am recovering. I still sound horrible.

I have good cellphone reception here. I'm going to keep posting from it mostly, and clear the saved messages off when I know they post. LJ has a text message function. :-D

And yes, I am a little bored. Haven't gotten many more pictures. My sleep schedule is wacky.
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It would be wrong to find frog molds and use strawberry jam for filling chocolates. Wrong but funny. Pythonesque.

Truffles!

Sep. 7th, 2005 04:13 am
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Every now and then, the creative urge strikes, and I hit the kitchen. I am not, technically, any kind of trained gourmet cook. What I am is a Lunatic with an appreciation for good food, a knowledge of the basic working principles of cooking (thank you, Mama), and a willingness to experiment, bearing in mind that some of the experiments might not come out so well.

Today, at 11:30 am, the monitors' retirement party for the lady who's retiring in November happens. (It's a surprise. The e-mail said it's a monitor meeting. The paper invitations that got passed out detail that it's actually a party, who it's for, and what to bring.) We were detailed to bring "finger foods" -- and since I don't want to get up early enough to be able to make it to the store, and I have mentioned that I do make these things occasionally to my salivating co-workers, I opted to make truffles.

I've made two kinds. The first kind is the tried-and-true Irish Cream truffle, where the two ingredients are Irish Cream and semi-sweet chocolate chips. I think I didn't add enough Irish Cream this time, because while they're tasty, they're hardly knee-melting. I melt chocolate chips, pour in Irish Cream, and stir until the thing becomes firm. Then I ball up the boozy chocolate, chill it, then dip it in more melted semi-sweet chocolate chips.

The second kind is an experimental coffee liqueur truffle. I melted semi-sweet chocolate chips, mixed in a certain amount of Turkish-ground coffee, then added coffee liqueur. I shaped, chilled, and dipped the centers in the usual manner. They are tasty. I'll have to do this again.

I had some melted chocolate left over, so I broke out the cherries that have been sitting in rum since February. These are the store-bought maraschino cherries rather than my own stock. I discovered that unfortunately the cherry flavor has diminished, and there is too much rum content and not enough sugar. I dipped them anyway, just to see how they'll do. I broke out the tea jug of my cherries, and scooped up some of the sugar sediment to add to the rum cherries. I think what I'm going to do is drain out the cherry-juice rum and stick it in a bottle or something, then add sedimental sugar and the cherry syrup from the cherries I prepared this summer, to see if the rum cherries can't be salvaged. I strained out my prepared cherries from the tea jug and put them in another container to save space now that they've absorbed all the sugar they're going to absorb.

The cherries have shriveled up, raisin-style, almost. I don't think they'll be suitable for the way I usually have been dipping cherries. Now I'm wondering if I can use an ice cube tray to prepare chocolate forms to make cordial cherries. That could be interesting!

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