Kitten Cannon Flash game, similar to Pingu. Warning: Bad, Evil, and Wrong. (via amberfox.)

Yep, I feel sorry for any woman doing tech support in Texas. (also via amberfox.)

This, on the other hand, could be me. As the slightly sadistic supervisor. (Well, no, actually, that's more of Cute Geek Super's style.)

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	finally get around to starting that suicide cult you've been meaning to get off the ground...which reminds you that you need to pick up some Kool-Aid from the store.
At the height of your madness, you will call	sithjawa
And the two of you will proceed to...	practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth.
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