Oooo...kay.
Nov. 8th, 2002 12:43 amI note that it is almost always more reassuring to get nice long bursts of processing activity when you think you're doing something, versus constant, short, almost morse-encoded flashes.
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young TERMINAL GROUCH named DARKSIDE. He was IRATELY RUNNING in the ILL-EDUCATED forest when he met STUBBLY CHUCK, a run-away PHONE SURVEY GOON from the UNTIDY Queen STEPH.
DARKSIDE could see that STUBBLY CHUCK was hungry so he reached into his SHOPPING BAG and give him his SPIKY CHEESE. STUBBLY CHUCK was thankful for DARKSIDE's CHEESE, so he told DARKSIDE a very FURRY story about Queen STEPH's daughter AZURE. How her mother, the UNTIDY Queen STEPH, kept her locked away in a CITADEL protected by a gigantic BIRD, because AZURE was so ODIFEROUS.
DARKSIDE CLOBBERED. He vowed to STUBBLY CHUCK the PHONE SURVEY GOON that he would save the ODIFEROUS AZURE. He would DANCE the BIRD, and take AZURE far away from her eveil mother, the UNTIDY Queen STEPH, and MASH her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SPICY HURRICANE and STUBBLY CHUCK the PHONE SURVEY GOON began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BIRD from his story. UNTIDY Queen STEPH BOFFED out from behind a FLYSWATTER and struck DARKSIDE dead. In the far off CITADEL you could hear a SPROIIING.
THE END.