Fwd: Meditation; Fwd: Asses (from the Pirate Queen)

A student went to his meditation teacher and said, "My meditation is horrible! I feel so distracted, or my legs ache, or I'm constantly falling asleep. It's just horrible!"

"It will pass," the teacher said in a matter-of-fact tone of voice.

( If you've heard it before, it's the same one. )

WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY......

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting:
85% of women think their ass is too fat...
10% of women think their ass is too skinny...
( And the punch line! )

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Early morning fire alarms are bad. Heard one @ a nearby apartment complex just now. Teenage grackle hens are cute.

[The aether ate this, so reposted 10/26.]

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I keep thinking that I am not so wise in the ways of weird, then I realize how weird my life really is.

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Internet quizzies are at least good for making one competent to fill out business surveys on the web.

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Surveys. Oi. I am stiff and sore all over. I am so staying home tomorrow. Cute desk guy is earning my undying gratitude.