THE HEAVENLY COCKFIST

This was quite some time ago, over the summer while I was dogsitting. There's no real way to explain this, so this has the relevant bits from the chat log so you can sort of follow along the descent into pure surreal. All redacted and stuff, as the artist wishes to remain anonymous. :D

[13:37] [anonymous artist]: Hi. :D I came across something just now that I figured you'd be interested in, since I know you have a fascination with this sort of thing.
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: Let me quote part of one line, to whet your appetite for what's to come.
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: "God has a Holy, Righteous Penis."
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62318
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: It's not even sarcasm.
[13:39] azurelunatic: Oh ... dear. This could be either very good or very bad. *clicks*
[13:41] azurelunatic: ...
[13:41] azurelunatic: D:
[13:41] [anonymous artist]: Inorite?
[13:42] azurelunatic: Wow. Someone is carrying their analogies a ... little too far. D:
[13:42] [anonymous artist]: OTOH, it makes sense in a bizarre way. Christianity *does* teach that we're made in His image. This obviously means that God has a Holy, Righteous Vagina, too.
[13:43] azurelunatic: Which is not just for sex and childbirth, that's just your filthy evil prejudices talking. :-P
[13:43] [anonymous artist]: Right?
( And it goes downhill. Photoshop + anatomy ensues. )

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