Came back from shopping, and R. Daneel was charged again. Set him to Roombulating. Had to run away from IRC for a few moments because he'd started chewing on someone else's charger cable, and was attempting to run away with it.
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azurelunatic OH GOD R DANEEL
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azurelunatic BRB
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cme ?
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azurelunatic it's like toddlers, in a way.
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azurelunatic you think you have made the area sufficiently safe, and then you set them loose, and you're keeping half an eye on them and chatting with your friends
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azurelunatic and suddenly it's R. DANEEL, STOP EATING THAT ELECTRICAL CORD THIS INSTANT
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azurelunatic YOU NAUGHTY ROOMBA
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cme oooooooooooooooh
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cme yes! I have had this roomba experience as well!
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azurelunatic: (and R. Daneel started eating electrical cords. :D )
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niqaeli: a cannibal, huh?
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niqaeli: *g*
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azurelunatic: I won't start fearing that until he noms a bluetooth headset or something
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niqaeli: heh
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niqaeli: that's fair
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azurelunatic: (because, I mean, it's not like he doesn't try to eat his OWN power cord.)
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niqaeli: heh.
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azurelunatic has pinned him in my closet-hallway
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niqaeli: aw, no more freedom for roomba?
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azurelunatic: Less freedom, more deep vacuuming of the closet.
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niqaeli: ahhh
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azurelunatic: (I got a bathrobe. the bathrobe is black microplush. my apartment is carpeted in industrial beige.)
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azurelunatic: aww, he's herded all my shoes into a pile.
5:23 AM
An excerpt from The Book of Wholesome Hobbies That Denise Has Forbidden Her Volunteers From Taking Part In:
- Deleting every single comment that an ex-friend has left in your journal and marking it as spam. (It's the marking it as spam part that's forbidden. Delete to your heart's content.)
- Feeding the trolls.
- Hanging out with that guy who points AK-47s at you.
- Making a large number of completely outlandish suggestions in
dw_suggestions for the sole purpose of making the person handling the moderation queue crack up. - http://qdb.dreamwidth.net/dw/258
On Julian Assange ending sentences with two spaces after the period, me: "Of all the things one could judge him for, that sounds amazingly nitpicking/petty. I'm not above a good spelling flame, but that's sort of like telling George W. Bush his ears are big."
5:47 PM
suggestion: allow moderator to report-as-spam in a comm as well, given that they can do it from the moderation queue?
I learned about spontaneous pistachio combustion.