So I was on the phone with
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zarhooie and she made me type this.
* Tony basically lives on ramen in his lab.
* Bruce has set up a small microwave in the lab for this purpose.
* He has also taught Dummy how to microwave ramen.
* Dummy can tear open a ramen package with his hand, and fish out the bits of plastic (sort of). He can add water and microwave it.
* He cannot however open the spice package. So Tony has to fish it out.
* Dummy shoves the ramen in Tony's face until he eats it.
* Bruce has replaced the spice packets in Tony's ramen with lightly salted vitamins, for nutrition and controlling the level of salt.
* At one point Bruce and Tony are on a road trip and Tony loses his wallet, so they have to get a crappy motel with the cash that's in the car. They eat ramen. Tony is upset that it's too salty and not as ~filling~.
* Then they have sex.
* Clint basically lives in the air ducts. (duh.)
* Some of the air ducts appear to be sort of nonfunctional, as in they don't actually distribute air.
* This is because they're a-purpose-built for Clint (not that he knows it).
* Tony included them in the design to make Clint feel more at home --
* -- and also because he does not want the Avengers Tower to smell like Clint's farts, because Clint would *totally* let one on purpose in just the wrong place when he'd eaten something that makes them stink in a particularly vile way.
* Peggy is Coulson's mother. Cap was sort of like a weird dead stepdad/One That Got Away That Mom Never Shuts Up About. Of course Coulson's got (step)daddy issues.
"I can typer all the thinger." -- Azz, upon being ordered to type these things up because Kat will have forgotten them in the morning.
Edited to add: Now there is
http://archiveofourown.org/works/750449
