My tweets

• Thu, 21:11: Dear #sfwa: I believe that you can and should be better than that dude. Please kick him to the curb; it sounds like he's broken enough rules
• Fri, 05:05: RT @thefourthvine: Welp. The earthling just told me he’s “working secrets with the aliens.” Sorry in advance about any upcoming invasions/a…
• Fri, 05:25: RT @maureenjohnson: ENGLAND! As a tribute to your country and this day, I have recreated your Stonehenge out of spoons. #Spoonhenge http://…
• Fri, 05:25: RT @maureenjohnson: So @cassieclare had some big fancy Hollywood call today and she was walking around the lawn and talking and tripped ove…
• Fri, 05:25: RT @maureenjohnson: Spoonhenge survived, but apparently the conversation got super weird.
• Fri, 05:25: RT @maureenjohnson: Just tried to make coffee. "Where the hell are all the spoons?" I asked. Then I remembered. #spoonhenge