Some further items:

If an item's description begins with "USB powered", and it is not a small drive or hub, it is safe to say that my Overlady does not need it. Need to laugh at it, entirely possible, but need it? No.

My Overlady can obtain her own USB hubs and USB drives without the intervention of any other person.

I am not to get caught installing a USB powered "humping" anything with an adapter into a strategically placed power socket at work.

If I somehow manage to obtain USB powered poledance Barbie and bring her into work, Software Engineer Barbie is going to get up out of her little cube and go see Human Resources Barbie, where they will headdesk together, and then bring USB Powered Poledance Barbie a coverup, and escort her out of the building.

The word I am looking for, about the legal bond that brings two people together, the one that's not marriage, is partnership. Not bondage. (I got lost looking for the correct word, and then the incorrect word was so funny I got hung up there and wasn't able to proceed. Fortunately my Overlady is accustomed to filling in some of my cognitive gaps.)

My tweets

• Mon, 12:35: Jr. Researcher: "Hey Azz how's the testing going?" Me: "Great! Only one p0 catastrophic bug located so far!"
• Mon, 13:31: "wikia users have made improvements -- " no, half the time it's "improvements" like my 3-year-old "cooking" attempt. Or the wall art.
• Mon, 21:18: Hilarity ensuing. I find so many bugs.
• Tue, 02:04: Suddenly craving outside perspective fic on bloody Killashandra Ree. Who is less pleasant company than Tony Stark except on the islands.