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Joy or sorrow? The colors of sunset and dawn herald this, they say, but tomorrow will be determined by a handful of people in a big marble building, almost three thousand miles away as the raven trudges.
Either way, it's probably going to be raining. Find your umbrella. The rainbow one would be best, but the cloud one will do. They should both be in the back seat of the car.
Please wrap the handle of your sign in the clear duct tape before you attempt to do anything else with it. Everything it touches will thank you, either for the lack of splinters or for the reduced amount of neon pink paint. A garbage bag will do to deal with the top half.
The spare power brick is plugged in and charging, in accordance with the prophecy. Please don't forget it. It will probably mean the difference between less and more cranky.
You are probably still menstruating like -- oh god, what the ever-loving HELL just came out of my uterus. brb. -- right okay new rule. While writing, we must never again bear down just to see what happens when writing a description of what we're menstruating like, if we're menstruating like this. Ten minutes, a shower, two ibuprofen, a new pair of underpants, a new pad, and new shorts later -- yeah, tomorrow's going to be interesting, and disposable pads are not just allowed but mandatory. With backup shorts.
Try to get to work by some sort of hour that's still ante meridian. Bring the big blue bag (and sign, and charger block, and hat, and all the usual accouterments) with you. An extra water bottle wouldn't go amiss.
The best route there is probably going to be the 28 to the M. Going back, it's the L or the M to Montgomery, and then BART.
Good luck. May love prevail.
Either way, it's probably going to be raining. Find your umbrella. The rainbow one would be best, but the cloud one will do. They should both be in the back seat of the car.
Please wrap the handle of your sign in the clear duct tape before you attempt to do anything else with it. Everything it touches will thank you, either for the lack of splinters or for the reduced amount of neon pink paint. A garbage bag will do to deal with the top half.
The spare power brick is plugged in and charging, in accordance with the prophecy. Please don't forget it. It will probably mean the difference between less and more cranky.
You are probably still menstruating like -- oh god, what the ever-loving HELL just came out of my uterus. brb. -- right okay new rule. While writing, we must never again bear down just to see what happens when writing a description of what we're menstruating like, if we're menstruating like this. Ten minutes, a shower, two ibuprofen, a new pair of underpants, a new pad, and new shorts later -- yeah, tomorrow's going to be interesting, and disposable pads are not just allowed but mandatory. With backup shorts.
Try to get to work by some sort of hour that's still ante meridian. Bring the big blue bag (and sign, and charger block, and hat, and all the usual accouterments) with you. An extra water bottle wouldn't go amiss.
The best route there is probably going to be the 28 to the M. Going back, it's the L or the M to Montgomery, and then BART.
Good luck. May love prevail.
