My tweets

• Wed, 18:24: RT @lizhenry: "If there's something wrong with your patch, I will critique the code respectfully, without personal attacks" https://t.co/i3…
• Wed, 23:50: RT @DrakePorter35: The only reason mountain dew lowers your sperm count is because you ejaculate after you drink it #delicious
• Wed, 23:50: re: that last RT: oh god, summer camp. >_< cc: @amalnahurriyeh
• Wed, 23:55: Failblog: Someone Always Has to Take it Too Far http://t.co/1xH8TcERYB cc: @zarhooie
• Thu, 00:44: RT @sethmnookin: How school-induced sleeplessness is sabotaging teenagers' brains, via @brainpicker: http://t.co/X3ErUQj5HK
• Thu, 01:12: RT @youngvulgarian: So. Erm. You can now buy a cock ring that counts the number of thrusts & tells you how many calories you've burnt. http…
• Thu, 01:36: RT @lizhenry: Possibly last person on entire Internet to see Fuck Off As A Service today. https://t.co/d3ZdVsm2qP So topical!
• Thu, 01:57: Why is screensaver being psycho? #2amproblems
• Thu, 02:15: And now, hiccups. Sleep, you elusive so-and-so.
• Thu, 04:10: Despite having looked it up, I still think "a tweet within a tweet" & not "subliminal" when I see "subtweet".

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How I amuse myself at work

"heavy-duty mounting spray (as regular-strength had not been equal to some of the proposed applications). Please use wisely." <- many valid questions.