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Apr. 7th, 2014

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Apr. 7th, 2014 12:03 pm
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Posted in full at: http://ift.tt/1ijLLMD at April 07, 2014 at 04:30AM
lacigreen: assbutt-in-the-garrison: assbutt-in-the-garrison: One time I was masturbating in the...
lacigreen:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

so weird it’s almost like girls actually masturbate or something
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One of the three pots of coffee has run out. Azz indicates that Purple should lift it clear of its rack. Azz has spilled coffee on the tits three times already during this precise operation.

Break ensues. We return to put the now filled pot back in the rack, which Purple does without being asked.

Purple: "Being taller helps."
Azz: "Mostly my problem is here."
Azz: *punches self in the tit illustratively*
Purple: ...
Purple: "Well, don't beat yourself up over it."

WTF TLA

Apr. 7th, 2014 09:42 pm
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