An open note to Microsoft

WHEN I UPGRADED MY MACHINE TO WINDOWS 10 I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU TO CHANGE THE SETTING THAT MEANT MY MACHINE WOULD NOT REBOOT ON ME WHEN IT HAD UPDATES.

MACHINES REBOOTING ON ME WHEN THEY HAVE UPDATES TEND TO GET MY ATTENTION. YOUR CAREFUL CHOICE TO REBOOT "WHILE NOT IN USE" MEANT THAT IT REBOOTED APPROXIMATELY TWO HOURS INTO MY SLEEP CYCLE.

FUCKERS WOKE ME UP.

DON'T FUCKING WAKE ME UP, ASSHOLES.

THEN MY WINDOWS 7 BOX REBOOTED. LOUDLY. IN DEFIANCE OF MY PREFERENCES.

FUCK YOU.

My tweets

• Tue, 19:36: RT @sadydoyle: Old People Smoked Marijuana (And Probably Boned): A Pressing Issue of 2015
• Tue, 21:54: RT @rahaeli: IT IS 20 FUCKING 15 PEOPLE YOUR PATIENT PORTAL SHOULD ACKNOWLEDGE QUEER, GENDERQUEER, AND TRANS FOLK
• Wed, 00:03: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 10/13/2015: 7,958 steps and 3.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Wed, 03:39: .@Microsoft HEY ASSHOLES. HOW ABOUT PRESERVING MY "NEVER RESTART UNLESS I TELL YOU TO" SETTING WHEN SWAPPING TO 10. FUCK YOU.
• Wed, 04:32: The sunset was pretty good though. http://t.co/UjS4noyknN