A Gallery of Hostile Signatures

This document was compiled at old-work, for amusement purposes.

Signatures

$NAME

The name in the signature (as opposed to the .sig file) is possibly what this person would like you to call them when you write back.

(message is in all caps, there is no signature)

Either $NAME lost their caps lock key, or really needed to yell at you.

Love, $NAME

$NAME probably does not love you all that much.

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British Signatures

Cheers, $NAME

Friendly.

Not friendly.

Cordially, $NAME

What is the sound of something very sharp being applied from behind?

Kind regards, $NAME

Standard.

Regards, $NAME

Unkind regards.

Greetings

Hi, $HALF_YOUR_NAME

I didn't bother to pay attention to your signature.

Dear Frederick Douglass,

I mistook your .sig file for your signature.

Hidden Messages

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