you'll never guess what the car did

After groceries yesterday, I ran Belovedest off to get some stuff checked out. (Everything is fine.) Then we spent about 15 minutes in what turned out to be a completely stopped drive-through line, and then at least another 15 finding another place to grab food.

By the time we got home we were ready to have food and then fall over in bed.

...

"All right, dear, you start unloading while I wait for this motherfucker."

Fortunately, the lock saw fit to release me promptly.