[Edited to add:

This is apropos of my pulling a wine cooler out of the refrigerator, looking at it, and wondering if it would be polite to offer it to Darkside if he were over, one-on-one in an informal setting. Darkside does not drink alcohol (except for, IIRC, champagne at New Year's) by choice, rather than for medical or religious reasons.]

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