Aggg.

Kid-who-works-with-me-now, you silly thing.

Can't you witness like the Cute Desk Guy, Darkside, and sionainn witness? Just by being who you are and being the sort of steady, dependable, and uplifting person that people go to and want to be like? Handing out literature, however cute, to people wearing all black and stars, is really rather rude.

Smacks upside the head in Christ,
your neighbor and now co-worker

Dear body:

What ever happened to the whole concept of "The Lunatic cycles not more than once every thirty-five days" concept? Do the math here, my friend. March 17 - February 19 < 35. < 28, even. This is not good, wholesome, family-oriented fun-time here. This is "What crawled out of your ovaries?" time. We are not amused. Okay, we're amused, but we're also very curious as to why you've picked this time to decide to simulate something approximating a normal schedule, if one cycle can be loosely interpreted to involve "schedule".

WTF?,
me


This is going to be a really interesting week. *facepalm*