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azurelunatic: Dreamwidth antispam: a dreamsheep holding a hammer, the better to smack spammers with. (spamhammer)
LJ just had a release, and somewhere in the stuff that went on, some changes were made to LJ's login cookie such that LJLogin, the amazingly popular tool for, well, logging you in to LJ, broke.

(For those who are saying "Hey wait, why not log in using username and password like the rest of us?", you are probably not the target audience for LJLogin. The target audience is from what I gather mainly roleplayers, who can easily have dozens of accounts, any five or ten of which may be interacting with each other in comments, choosing a different icon for each comment, in near-real-time-IM speed. It's amazing what people can use LJ to do. The people who use LJ for this often have not just one but multiple paid accounts, because number of icons is very relevant to roleplayers.)

Deep in the comments of the most recent [livejournal.com profile] lj_releases entry, [livejournal.com profile] markf explained: "This is actually unrelated to the release, but we did make a minor change today in the way we handle cookies which has affected this plugin, and it will require the developer of the plugin to make some changes to it before it will work again. The changes made will make life significantly more difficult for automated spammers, and is something we intend to leave in place."

That, there, full stop, is why I am not going to start yelling about this. LJ has a spam problem. LJ has a major spam problem and I am pathetically grateful every time I see a report that there are changes that look to be effective in the fight. One of the major reasons I now prefer comments on Dreamwidth, and lock many entries on LiveJournal that are public elsewhere, is because of the spammers hiding in the cushions at LJ. Even knowing that this may cost LJ paying members, if this will address some of the spamming, I cannot fault them for rolling it out as fast as they could. (I do not know any of the other considerations, but faster is better when it comes to dealing with spammers.)

There is a completely hypothetical requirements-gathering session for an LJ-side login switcher. (I already checked and the previous (2010 and 2007) [livejournal.com profile] suggestions discussions on the topic were not helpful enough to be worth the trouble of linking there in my opinion.)

The LJLogin (Firefox) dev, [livejournal.com profile] slarti sounds plenty mad on the grounds that it sounds like LJ knew this would break LJLogin before it was rolled out but did not give notice, did not include the change in a numbered release so there was no mention in the release notes, made the change at the same time as a numbered release which made it less obvious to the external observer what was going on, and has not made the actual nature of the changes easy to track down. The dev of LJ Juggler (Chrome) also joins the thread.

I am sure it could have been handled more gracefully, but I'm still willing to extend LJ the benefit of the doubt and hope that the next time something comes up that will affect legitimate users using mostly a single third-party tool, that they take the time to notify the maintainer of that tool as a courtesy. (It is much easier for me to feel this placid generosity of spirit now that, in the words of [livejournal.com profile] james_nicoll "I do not personally have a squid in this fight".)

I hope things improve for everyone, except for the spammers. Those can go crawl off a cliff or something. I don't like spam.
azurelunatic: We're about to set a weirdness baseline the likes of which the planet has never seen.  (weirdness baseline)
Welcome to azurelunatic’s Dodgy Analogy Theatre, in which she attempts to explain the Outsider’s View of the Current Mail Not Delivered/Spam Problem at LiveJournal! (The information here is gathered from news posts and discussions in news comments and such, and the analogy gets dodgier the further it's strung along.)

First, understand that I picture spammers not as businesspeople who need re-training on how to use the computer, nor as members of a shady underworld, nor even as the stereotypical cave-dwelling geek gone bad. Even though all three of the former are involved in spamming, that’s not my mental image. I picture them as birds -- in looks, a cross between the worst aesthetic properties and personal habits of the vulture and the chicken: the teenage chicken whose voice is breaking and still retains the shrillness of its chickhood peep, but the full volume and power of its adult voice, and nigh unto zero control of its voicebox. It makes inexperienced theremin players sound tuneful. They favor nesting in the concrete notches of Brutalist architecture, but are opportunists who make their homes anywhere.

Now picture LiveJournal as a home-based business: mostly family, a lot of kids, a few external staff members who come and go. They have a very large back yard with blueberry bushes in it, and they make blueberry jam and ship it off to people who order it off the internet. (These are the comment notifications.)

To make this analogy work, they somewhat unwisely leave the addressed boxes sitting out on the back porch. Most of the time, the box gets its jar of jam, and is closed up and shipped off.

Other times, a spammer (remember, we’re talking birds here) lays its egg in the box, and closes it up safely. And the teenagers doing the shipping runs figure that any closed box is jam ready to go, slap some tape on it, and ship it off, so some very surprised and annoyed customers sometimes get a spammer’s egg delivered when they were expecting a pot of very nice blueberry jam.

It only gets dodgier and weirder from here. )
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
  • 08:08 omfg my sleep schedule is messed up. It is bedtime. I just woke up. Clearly this is not good for a workday. I sense a nap in my future. #
  • 10:13 There are now five of you with the default Twitter pic. This is confusing. #
  • 10:23 Bizarre moments from work from the past several weeks: acid-free almonds! (apropos of some of the tripped-out customer emails.) #
  • 13:03 @llbbooks you there? ZOMG PLOTTING #
  • 14:01 OK! Aunt has been emailed. Contemplating taking an extra 2 days for the family thing, even, maybe. Will check with work. I have the time. #
  • 19:11 Dear Congressman Shadegg: your "telephone town hall" is my unwanted automated call, to my cellphone, while I'm asleep. DO NOT WANT. #
  • 19:29 Oh gods. My Nemesis a) is going to be at a social event at which I will be, and b) uses inappropriate reply-all. Rethinking event. #
  • 20:06 @tangowildheart see, if Twitter were Facebook, one of them *could* smack you with something. #
  • 20:06 Which leads me to imagine that a Twitter pillowfight would be an altogether obnoxious meme for observers, but hilarious for participants. #
  • 20:11 @llbbooks *lobs a hot pink and very fluffy pillow at you* #
  • 20:12 @tangowildheart *counters with a navy blue body pillow, wielded like a bat* #
  • 20:22 @llbooks I have 2 pillows like that. One is fuzzy and one is not. #
  • 20:33 bad spam offers to "upsize [my] sex pen1s today" ... yes, because I would have separate ones for sex vs. other were I male. Detachable, see. #
  • 20:35 @gameboyguy13 Hooray for lemons! Are the flowers pretty too? #
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azurelunatic: Computer with a wind-up key captioned "Which version of STUPID are you running?" (stupid)
Note: That this is not one of those Nigerian/African scams that all they
are after is to ripe you off your money and at the end you wil not receive
your funds, but note that this is no scam and is directly from the
Management of Western Union Money Transfer United Kingdom Head Office and
our Motto is To Serve You Better.


There's really not much more I can say to make this paragraph much better.

I'm so thoughtful. I figured that the fellow who sent this email probably didn't want to do business with me, so I thought I'd hook him up with a friend of mine, a nice young man who specializes in taking on this sort of business deal as a bit of a hobby.
azurelunatic: Teddybear that contains ethernet switch.  (teddyborg)
Dear Lady Malfoy,

Why must you read every single spam e-mail you get? I can sort through the ones that are Definitely Spam from the sender and subject. There are some that are a little dubious, yes, but there are some that are very glaringly obviously spam. So why must you read them all?

Argh,
that girl who's courting your son
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
OK. PharmaMaster should be hunted down and spammed off the internet, and maybe off the globe.

http://users.tkk.fi/~vesanto/link.fun/gamers.html

Thoughts on the latest from the CDC from someone who works around the medical field a lot. Warning, journal is very pink. Sum-up from entry and comments: It is advice, not orders. It is aimed at the type of individual who is an end-user of her body and is unpleasantly surprised by simple ideas like "drinking a fifth of vodka daily would be bad for a developing fetus". If your medical care provider fails to see you as anything but a self-motivated reproductive system, bash them with the clue bat and/or find another medical care provider.

I didn't know her, or even know of her -- but the friendslist is mourning [livejournal.com profile] motogrrl. Rest in peace.
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
[livejournal.com profile] mormon_slut has been banned from [livejournal.com profile] brightandbroke because she has been spamming up communities. To wit:

This is actually somewhat on topic here, being as it's the whole broke/money thing, but you're spamming unrelated communities (I took a look at your friendspage, missy, and [livejournal.com profile] classy_preps_ was not an appropriate forum for spamming up) so you're deleted as spam and banned.

I don't think she was actually a community member, so she was either a nonmember posting and we need to tighten security, or she joined and unjoined and LJ needs to fry her for spamming.
azurelunatic: "Food Pr0n", cherries.  (food pr0n)
I called the (toll applicable) number listed on the Ben & Jerry's website, left a message with Consumer Affairs stating my name, number, and the problem.

Consumer Affairs called back, and had cross-checked with people, and there had been an error (either computer or human) that led to some people who'd preferred not to get e-mails about other products getting them. Ben & Jerry's has been owned by Unilever for 5 years now. I understand about errors. That sort of thing happens. It's how they're handled that makes the difference.

She took down my name and snail address, and let me know that I'd be getting a coupon in the mail. Hooray coupons! Hooray friendly and efficient customer service people!

[Backstory: I got an e-mail newsletter I hadn't subscribed to. I was irate.]

Fucktards!

Oct. 12th, 2005 02:11 am
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
Unilever spams, incidentally. I signed up for a Ben & Jerry's newsletter, and then I got other crap in my inbox today. I only figured out the connection when I went to the website to opt out (I ordinarily don't go to the website of spammers, but the "Suave Newsletter" thing passed my legitimacy tests) and found ChunkMail on the list of potential subscriptions. I told them that whether or not it was legally spam, it was still morally spam, and I'm going to contact Ben & Jerry's very much with the irate.

[Update: Some ChunkMail subscribers got other newsletters in error. A tasty coupon is to be posted to me. Well-handled. Hooray!]
azurelunatic: a modification of the Oxidizer hazard label reading 'Caution Flaming Asshole'  (flaming)
A new trend in spam comments:

"Dear [user]

I saw something like this at [link to an LJ -- actually link offsite to a webpage that downloads trojans]."

If an unfamiliar user gives a comment like that, hover your mouse over the link to see where it's really headed, and if it's not LJ, use the "Delete this comment as spam" feature to get the journal (and hopefully the whole nest) kicked so far off LJ we can't even hear the bounce.

Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ataniell93 for the heads-up.
azurelunatic: Teddybear that contains ethernet switch.  (teddyborg)
I e-mailed the abuse department of the college webspace of the spammer, expecting little better than a "Sorry, we can't babysit these little twits," in two to three weeks from the person monitoring that address, if I got anything at all.

This is (roughly) the e-mail I sent (edited for identity, of course, because I'm not THAT mean...)
Subject: Harboring a Spammer
Dear Wrangler of College Brats,

One of your little darlings, user [link to user's webspace], has been spamming up LiveJournal with some "get free stuff" type deals, the sort where you get ten friends to sign up too and then get some free cool stuff. They are using the account [LJ name], which has been reported to LiveJournal for flagrant abuse of the service & being a general crackhead.
[explanation of links to specific instances of user spamming, followed by links.]
I realize that there may not be much you can do about their activities on LiveJournal, but if they're splashing that much crap around on LJ, they may also be abusing your e-mail system with more of the same.

Cheers,
JL, moderator of [community]
I sent that out at Gawdawful AM. About an hour ago, their abuse department lit up my inbox.
Joanie,

The user has been notified of this complaint and the content has been removed from our webserver. Thank you for notifying us of this problem; we take these reports seriously. Please email us if you encounter any similar problems from users on our network. Additionally, I have to say that your email had very unique, humorous language. Thanks for the kick.

Regards,
[name, rank, serial number]
It looks like I was right on in my discussion with [livejournal.com profile] wibbble (who was also taking similar action against said spammer): I was the one who thought that the Geek in Charge of Punk College Kids' Web Access would appreciate a little snark from someone who's got a bit of an idea what s/he's up against. Given what [livejournal.com profile] kellinator has to say about the punk kids in the college library she works in, snark is one of the things that makes the world keep spinning when the brats look like they're about to take over.
azurelunatic: a modification of the Oxidizer hazard label reading 'Caution Flaming Asshole'  (flaming)
A spam popped up in [livejournal.com profile] brightandbroke -- it was some college kid with a spam-journal created to pimp a bunch of pyramid schemes. I stomped on it heavily, hitting LJ, the pyramid scheme site (with my sacrificial spamtrap e-mail address), and the little punk's college abuse department. He'd used his college webspace to upload his "See, I got a free iPod" photo, you see...

Out of curiosity, I peeked at the guy's webpages. He and his little friends were trying so very hard to look cool. Mini-car-punks with too much flashy jewelry and premature hearing loss from way the fuck too loud music, it looked like. If they hadn't been annoying me with spam, it could have been cute, just because I remember trying to present "Look, I'm so awesome, and these are my awesome friends," to the world, when all of it was mostly just friends and our silly in-jokes. These guys are more mainstream, but still... so young.

And. Spammers. *crushes them like bugs*
azurelunatic: Teddybear that contains ethernet switch.  (teddyborg)
"Throw it to her from the next room"??

That had better be a cheap dog toys spam ad.

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