They want the Slughorns, the kind that teach
Friends should be collected for heights that they might reach
They want the Slughorns, the kind that teach
'cause they know he's really keen.

In record time he Transfigures as a chair and he really looks nervous
Dumbly's coming there

He wants the Slughorns, the kind that teach
'cause he knows they're really keen.

Scour the world for the best and brightest clan
But he picked naughty Tom
The death-devouring man

He wants a Slughorn, the kinds that teach
Friends should be collected for heights that they might reach
He wants a Slughorn, the kinds that teach
'cause he knows he's really keen.

What's the sense in evading Dumbledore
When he guessed already those cruxes they were hor

He is a Slughorn, the kind that teach
The man is well-connected, a parasitic leech
He is a Slughorn, the kind that teach
And this time he's not so keen.