10 pounds of Bad Physics moments in a 5-pound bag, plus crackfic bunnies.

10:03 PM 3/31/2010
Since it's technically personal information, I keep a Gmail label now for people who have my address. Then I found myself adding a store where I'd registered for a rewards program to it, and blinked at the mental collision.

10:15 PM 3/31/2010
I've been having One of Those Evenings in #dreamwidth. Observe:
( In which Azz screws on something so tightly she can't get it off, then gets an impromptu shower, then gets a rain of balls. Also, how to scare the Castro, and an earworm chain. )

12:44 AM 4/1/2010
Oh god, it keeps getting worse.
( Read more... )

1:40 AM 4/1/2010
That was bad physics. This is crackfic.
( Read more... )

2:04 AM 4/1/2010
So yeah, what did I do today?
Breakfast.
Random inside tasks.
Went to the office, paid rent, confirmed electronic key was working on the clubhouse door, confirmed physical key was not working on hot tub door, got new physical key for hot tub door.
Checked mail.
Went back to the office to pick up AWESOME Obama '08 shirt from norabombay (a T-shirt sale is fun for the whole family, thanks!)
Since I had already braved my door and was on the wrong side of it, shopping time.
Stopped at "I love this bakery". Stopped at Walgreens. Stopped at Cost Plus. Stopped at Trader Joe's. Stopped at Papa Murphy's.
Supper.
Dishes.
Had a Bad Physics moment or two.
Commenced with the long-procrastinated Moving of the Refrigerator Shelves.
More Bad Physics.

TV shows of the moment

TV Shows I Am Watching, for the benefit of Certain Best Friends who Periodically Interrogate Me About These Things:

( Read more... )

Writer's Block: A star is horned!

[Error: unknown template qotd]

Weird Al as the Lawyer, because I think Frank makes a great straight man, so the lawyer would have to be the wacky one.

LJ Writers Block: A Star is Horned!

LJ's writer's block joke amused me.

29 tweets for 2010-4-1

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Thursday, 0039: Interview with Harry Dresden: http://jackiekessler.com/catandmuse/2008/07/07/im-just-wild-about-harry/
• Thursday, 0040: @donttrythis Have you ever played http://www.brokenpicturetelephone.com/ ? Less instant gratification, more trolls, but lots of hilarity.
• Thursday, 0154: @oakandsage Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel. (Jamie wants big boom.)
• Thursday, 0215: TOPEKA! http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html *dying laughing* #aprilfools
• Thursday, 0416: Also hilarious, from Topeka: http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/index.html #aprilfools
( read the other 24 )

Follow me on Twitter.