... just. what.

The first thing: I maintain a candy dish at work. Most of the time it contains ... stuff. Things. Whatever random candy I happen to have around. Often fun-size, often chocolate.

I went out to grab something to eat (more on that later), and on the way back, I stopped at Safeway.

Tomorrow, that candy dish will contain:
* Pink peeps
* Easter candy corn
* pop rocks
* My Little Pony fruit snacks
and last but definitely not least...
* fruit-filled Hello Kitty marshmallows

So I was on my way back from Jack-in-the-crack. Stoplight. I stuffed the straw into the cup. I took a sip of strawberry soda. I set the cup back in the cupholder --

( Soda-related obscenity. )

There was really no other way to describe it. My gods. No foolin'. The universe has fuckin' pranked me. I am entirely satisfied with the holiday.

36 tweets for 2013-3-31

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Sunday, 0103: My fitbit #Fitstats for 3/30/2013: 1,231 steps and 0.5 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
• Sunday, 0427: RT @bedlamsbard: One Easter, my mother and I went outside to find my dog with a dead white rabbit in her mouth, smeared with blood. ON E ...
• Sunday, 0428: Tumblr favorite: http://thabigcheese.tumblr.com/post/46628759482/game-of-thrones-house-sigils-for-the-internet (from thabigcheese)
• Sunday, 0429: RT @handler: Are sinners in Font Hell tormented by the Serifim? #StripSearch
• Sunday, 0442: @dduane Oh ugh. :( Unseating, de-dusting, and re-seating things? Madman did similar to me. Also try its keyboard on the netbook to type?
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