The worst resumé ever
Sep. 5th, 2013 02:16 amOne day when I have the time, I want to write the resumé that is long on "this time I was hilarious and/or terrifying at work" and short on terrified ass-kissing.
I can describe my job like that in a blog. Why not switch formats?
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"Arranged for knives and fire to be made available to User Experience department."
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To: Manager
Subject: Knives
Body: I crave your counsel on the following restricted items...
I can describe my job like that in a blog. Why not switch formats?
This post brought to you by:
"Arranged for knives and fire to be made available to User Experience department."
and
To: Manager
Subject: Knives
Body: I crave your counsel on the following restricted items...