I had a bad, bad day with the computers today, from a tech support standpoint.
( No one around here tells me anything. I seem to be one of the few people who knows what some of these errors mean. )( The computers around here take a lot of abuse, like the thing with the power button being accidentally sabotaged. )I bitched at some length about the sheer amount of
special it took to
do that to a computer, and the Obso1337 Supervisor brought forth some of the latest workplace gems. It seems that the Plaid Geek (the one who I ran into when I was doing the interminable disc project) was cracking the cases on some of the non-working items brought in to him, and he found
things inside.
Gum foil. Lollipop sticks. Soda bottle wrapper. All of these things are things that the call center supervisors see jammed in machines with more or less regularity, so we were impressed by the Plaid Geek's touching faith in the integrity and garbage collection abilities of the average phone goon (evidenced by his outrage that some of these unspoken Rules of Computing were broken). I started wondering how long it would take before the other shoe dropped for him; Obso1337 Super indicated that it already had.
"It's a surprise that some of these machines were still
running," was Darkside's take on the matter, when I recounted the Tale of Woe (or "This is what I did at work today, honey!") to him.
"Mind you, these
were the ones brought in for repair," I said. "Like the one he found with the underwear in it."
"
UNDERWEAR?!?"
Yes. Underwear.
All discussions of that PC seem to have short-circuited at about that point, with the usual newspaper barrage of questions like
Who? Why? How long ago? Wouldn't someone notice? Was it theirs? Were they ... you know ... used? Boxers/briefs/panties/G-string? and other such frivolities. Such is the zen of employment at this call center that the old-timers have found that it is safest to not even begin to ask most of these.
Though if we knew the
Why? we would probably know the
Who?, and likewise. No one who works with me (except for the IT guy, who is new) thought to ask the question
Who in their right mind stuffs underwear inside the case of a computer? because we all know that no one who works there is actually sane.
This may well be a final farewell from the One Man Bald Nudity Crusade. Who else would pick such a charmingly literal way to tell the computer, "Eat my shorts!"